Sour Patched
When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.
I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.
sour patching
giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.
"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"
"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."
"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."
Sour Patches
People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.
Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"
sour patch
A term for a woman's nasty vagina.
Stay away from her, I heard she has a sour patch!
Sour patch
Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.
Man I thought Billy was a sour patch always getting in trouble but on our first date he was a real gentleman.
sour patches
a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.
Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.
sour patch
usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.
Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.
I muffed her sour patch.