south australia
Best fuckin' state in Australia
Fuck yeah, It's South Australia
South Australia
South Australia - is a state in the southern central part of Australia. It covers some of the most dry parts of the country. is the 4th-largest of Australia's states & territories by area, & 2nd smallest state by population.
South Australia is bordered by western Australia to the west ,
North territories to the north , Queensland to the north east ,
& both new south Wales & Victoria to the south east .
Adelaide is it's capital & The Traditional Owners of the Adelaide region are the Kaurna people.
It was Named in honour of Queen Adelaide, the city was founded in 1836 as the planned capital for the only freely-settled British province in Australia opposed to the penal colonies,
Adelaide is known by its many festivals & sporting events, its food & wine .
South Australia has been known as "the Festival State" for many years, for its abundance of arts & food festivals.
Australian rules football is the most popular spectator sport in South Australia. In 2006, South Australians had the highest attendance rate for the sport of any state. South Australia fields 2 teams in the Australian Football League (AFL) the Adelaide Football Club & Port Adelaide Football Club. The 2 teams have an intense rivalry called the Showdown.
Cricket
Cricket is the most popular summer sport in South Australia and attracts big crowds. South Australia has a professional cricket team, the West End Redbacks.
In 2013 Adelaide was ranked the safest capital city in Australia.
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South Australia is bordered by western Australia to the west ,
North territories to the north , Queensland to the north east ,
& both new south Wales & Victoria to the south east .
Adelaide is it's capital & The Traditional Owners of the Adelaide region are the Kaurna people.
It was Named in honour of Queen Adelaide, the city was founded in 1836 as the planned capital for the only freely-settled British province in Australia opposed to the penal colonies,
Adelaide is known by its many festivals & sporting events, its food & wine .
South Australia has been known as "the Festival State" for many years, for its abundance of arts & food festivals.
Australian rules football is the most popular spectator sport in South Australia. In 2006, South Australians had the highest attendance rate for the sport of any state. South Australia fields 2 teams in the Australian Football League (AFL) the Adelaide Football Club & Port Adelaide Football Club. The 2 teams have an intense rivalry called the Showdown.
Cricket
Cricket is the most popular summer sport in South Australia and attracts big crowds. South Australia has a professional cricket team, the West End Redbacks.
In 2013 Adelaide was ranked the safest capital city in Australia.
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South Australia
Despite strong reference to the rights of the native population in the initial proclamation by the Governor, there were many conflicts & deaths in the Australian Frontier Wars in South Australia.
Some popular foods here are
Menz Fruchocs - little balls of fruit wrapped in chocolate
apricot & milk chocolate, cherry, strawberry & mango with milk, white or dark chocolate.
Pie Floater - Australian-style meat pie drowned in a chunky pea & ham soup, topped with tomato sauce.
Fritz / Bung Fritz aka bologna.
Balfours Frogcakes - square base of vanilla sponge cake, with some cream on top. The whole shape is then covered in fondant icing & decorated to look like a frog. Commonly they come in green, pink, or brown .
Farmer’s Union Iced Coffee
Coffin Bay Oysters
Wine 🍷🍾
Golden North Ice Cream
Coopers Pale Ale beer
Despite strong reference to the rights of the native population in the initial proclamation by the Governor, there were many conflicts & deaths in the Australian Frontier Wars in South Australia.
Some popular foods here are
Menz Fruchocs - little balls of fruit wrapped in chocolate
apricot & milk chocolate, cherry, strawberry & mango with milk, white or dark chocolate.
Pie Floater - Australian-style meat pie drowned in a chunky pea & ham soup, topped with tomato sauce.
Fritz / Bung Fritz aka bologna.
Balfours Frogcakes - square base of vanilla sponge cake, with some cream on top. The whole shape is then covered in fondant icing & decorated to look like a frog. Commonly they come in green, pink, or brown .
Farmer’s Union Iced Coffee
Coffin Bay Oysters
Wine 🍷🍾
Golden North Ice Cream
Coopers Pale Ale beer
South Australia/Victoria war
A huge cyber war between a bunch of year 9 students from 2 schools (one in south Australia one in Victoria) with nothing to do. basically cyber bullying at its best. South Australia won contradictory to what the victorian dogs will tell you.
The ending to the war came when the police got involved.
The ending to the war came when the police got involved.
South Australian- cancer
Victorian- you cant say that
South Australian- kys whore
Victorian- cunt
South Australian- kekle
<some days later>
Victorian - i think i love you
South Australia/Victoria War
Victorian- you cant say that
South Australian- kys whore
Victorian- cunt
South Australian- kekle
<some days later>
Victorian - i think i love you
South Australia/Victoria War
South Australia: Special Victims Unit
The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.
Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.
While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.
SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.
Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.
While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.
SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.
Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?
Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?
Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?
Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
New South Wales Australia
New South Wales Australia - is a state on the east coast of Australia. It borders Queensland to the north, Victoria to the south, & South Australia to the west. Its coast borders the Coral & Tasman Seas to the east. The Australian Capital Territory & Jervis Bay Territory are enclaves within the state. New South Wales' state capital is Sydney,
Sports
Cricket is 1 of the most popular sports in New South Wales. The NSW Blues are by far the most successful domestic cricket team .
Basketball
The Sydney Kings & Illawarra Hawks are the state's representatives in the National Basketball League (NBL),Australia's premier Men's basketball competition .
New South Wales is home to Australia's highest snow country, oldest skifields & largest resorts. Recreational Skiing in Australia began around 1861 at Kiandra, New South Wales, when Norwegian gold miners introduced the idea to the frozen hills around the town.
Netball
Suncorp Super Netball features New South Wales based teams. The New South Wales Swifts having played in the ANZ Championship & the Commonwealth Bank Trophy.
Food popular here
Sydney rock oysters
Red & whites wines
Barbecued snags (aka sausages)
Meat pies.
Barramundi
Vegemite
Avocados
Pears
Passion fruit
Beef
Lamb
Cheeses
Olives
Prawns / shrimp
Fish such as yellowfin tun , red mullet, snapper,
john dory aka saltwater fish.
James Squire beers with Amber's & ale's
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Sports
Cricket is 1 of the most popular sports in New South Wales. The NSW Blues are by far the most successful domestic cricket team .
Basketball
The Sydney Kings & Illawarra Hawks are the state's representatives in the National Basketball League (NBL),Australia's premier Men's basketball competition .
New South Wales is home to Australia's highest snow country, oldest skifields & largest resorts. Recreational Skiing in Australia began around 1861 at Kiandra, New South Wales, when Norwegian gold miners introduced the idea to the frozen hills around the town.
Netball
Suncorp Super Netball features New South Wales based teams. The New South Wales Swifts having played in the ANZ Championship & the Commonwealth Bank Trophy.
Food popular here
Sydney rock oysters
Red & whites wines
Barbecued snags (aka sausages)
Meat pies.
Barramundi
Vegemite
Avocados
Pears
Passion fruit
Beef
Lamb
Cheeses
Olives
Prawns / shrimp
Fish such as yellowfin tun , red mullet, snapper,
john dory aka saltwater fish.
James Squire beers with Amber's & ale's
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New South Wales Australia ,
The Colony of New South Wales was founded as a British penal colony in 1788
New South Wales is bordered on the north by Queensland, on the west by South Australia, on the south by Victoria and on the east by the Coral and Tasman Seas. The Australian Capital Territory and the Jervis Bay Territory form a separately administered entity that is bordered entirely by New South Wales. The state can be divided geographically into four areas. New South Wales's three largest cities, Sydney, Newcastle and Wollongong
The original inhabitants of New South Wales were the Aboriginal tribes who arrived in Australia about 40,000 to 60,000 years ago. Before European settlement there were an estimated 250,000 Aboriginal people in the region
In 1770 James Cook charted the unmapped eastern coast of the continent of New Holland, now Australia, & claimed the entire coastline that he had just explored as British territory.Cook first named the land New Wales which was later amended to New South Wales (NSW).
New South WalesNickname(s): The First State The Premier State.
The Colony of New South Wales was founded as a British penal colony in 1788
New South Wales is bordered on the north by Queensland, on the west by South Australia, on the south by Victoria and on the east by the Coral and Tasman Seas. The Australian Capital Territory and the Jervis Bay Territory form a separately administered entity that is bordered entirely by New South Wales. The state can be divided geographically into four areas. New South Wales's three largest cities, Sydney, Newcastle and Wollongong
The original inhabitants of New South Wales were the Aboriginal tribes who arrived in Australia about 40,000 to 60,000 years ago. Before European settlement there were an estimated 250,000 Aboriginal people in the region
In 1770 James Cook charted the unmapped eastern coast of the continent of New Holland, now Australia, & claimed the entire coastline that he had just explored as British territory.Cook first named the land New Wales which was later amended to New South Wales (NSW).
New South WalesNickname(s): The First State The Premier State.