south ender
A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!