Southern Discomfort
A euphemism for diarrhea, aka the hershey squirts. The term is a play on Southern Comfort, an alcoholic drink and the modified version refers to discomfort in the southern region of the body, the bowels.
Mike - "Are you feeling any better, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."