Southernectomy
A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.
The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.