Southlake

Recently I read a definition about the town I grew up in. I didn't know whether to laugh or get pissed so I'll just write this. Southlake was once four communities. Lonesome Dove, Whites Chapel, Jellico, and Union Church were separate small unincorporated communities of pioneers from the early 1840's until 1956 - four years after Grapevine Lake was completed. The town was named for its geographical location to the man-made Grapevine Lake: and man called it Southlake - and it was good. There is a Northlake, Texas also. It is in Denton County, North of Flower Mound, West of Argyle and is served by Northwest ISD. Southlake Carroll schools are great. In the last 5 school years there has only been one drop out. People move from elsewhere to join our football team (jeopardizing our chance at a title), but we still do well. Yes, we are wealthy. Most of us are "New Money". There are some "Old Money" families, but not many. Yes, the Jonas Brothers do have a house in Westlake - a town of about 400 people, served by Carroll Schools and mostly considered a neighborhood of Southlake. Some of the guys are d-bags, but most of them aren't. There are a lot of "Southlake Moms" who have never worked a day in their lives yet still cannot cook, but there are also a lot of Working Moms also. "Southlake Girls" can be coke whores and sluts, but a lot of them are really smart and genuine. In reality, Southlake is diverse in its own right and has been the home of many successful people.

A very stereotyped place whom contains a few people like the stereotype that run around other cities like Grapevine and Keller to brag about their wealth and ruin it for the other 97.68% of Southlake's population. On other hand, Southlake's Town Square now has a curfew because jealous punks from those cities come to Town Square and cause knife fights...thanks a million.

City in Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex; Popular for lively town square; City High School recently won State Championship- Several wealthy cities surround the community such as: Colleyville, Grapevine, and North Richland Hills

A city in Texas where many of the people are mean and stuck up, but many are actually nice, intellectual, and fun to hang around with. Some people get bullied but people stick up for them. Southlake has great schools and a wonderful athletics division. Sometimes the coaches seem to care more about sports though.

Some of the girls and boys here are stupid, mean, pathetic, and snobby. They most commonly wear ( and own) 120 dollar Miss Me jeans, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, Sperry's, Uggs, Nike, Under Armor, I phone 4s, and stuff from Tyler's. Other people are great to hang out with and more, though. The children will try to act much older than they really are and date at the age of 10, which is strange considering the fact they can only see PG rated movies.

The parents are mainly people who do not want their special children to grow up how they did, so they shower them with materialistic items and compliments, even though they are the future terrorists of America. Blame them.

I have grown up here, in Southlake, and have found amazing people here amongst the others. I am a straight A student in all accelerated classes. I have mastered Spanish, French, Mandrin Chinese, and Italian. If you want to be intellectually challenged, you should come here.

Yes, Southlake has some bad seeds in it, but doesn't every city? It is a wonderful place to live and shouldn't be judged by only the snobby rich kids.

A town that has a bad reputation for being filled with rich kids, douche bags, idiots, republicans and just ass holes in general. Ok, I will admit that there kids like that here but there are also a lot of nice kids here also. People from neighboring towns talk about how were all rich fags and have the world handed to us. While there are some kids that meet this description there are also a lot of really nice, smart, responsible people here. I live on the border of Southlake and Grapevine(technically in Grapevine) but attend Southlake schools. The problems come from the newly formed Town Square. Before Town Square, all the jerks or douche bags were evenly distributed across the neighboring towns. But when it was built, the square gave all of them a place to come together and be dicks. The problem also comes from Southlake parents. Some moms devote their life to being tan/cunts and the dad's drive Hummers and play in a band even though their 30 or 40 and should be grown up. The school's are still great and there are a lot of nice people here, you just have to sort through the cunts first.

a town south of Grapevine lake, which mainly consists of extremely large and expensive houses, expensive stores, in which nothing of true value exists, and, generally, really snotty people who take for granted the amount of incredible resources that they have at their fingertips, only paying attention to the fleeting fads of their media surrounded world; a bubble, if you will, sheilding its inhabitants to the rest of the world to such a degree of ignorance, that life outside of their sheltered world is almost alien to them; for the benefit of those who live there who are not like that, that miniscule minority, I would like to say this: there are thinking people in Southlake, as rare as that may be, so don't think everyone there is stuck up and bratty, because they suffer more than you could imagine being surrounded by this frivrility... I should know, being I spent almost 8 years of my life there...it sucks...by the way, nationally ranked sports teams a good town does not make, because some of the people are ugly to their very core.

southlake is a town full of bitches who wake up in the morning, snort a couple lines of coke off of their dresser, drive to school in their 70,000 sports cars and think that the world is just dandy. I mean hey, my dads a millionair! i dont have to possess things such as integrity and a strong work ethic to get far in life. What do southlake teenagers have to work for? THATS RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. nuff said about southlake kids, lets move onto the adults that give southlake such a great name. I have to tell you, i have never seen so many MILF's in one place, thank god for southlake. Southlake moms, through months of pain and agony, have aquired bodies similar to the ones that mattel uses for their barbies. Thanks to plastic surgery southlake moms have large, succulent breasts and faces that resemble that of a 20 year old cheerleader. its seriously amazing. I personally feel bad for southlake dads because their shitbag kids and wives drain their fricked bank accounts in a matter of seconds. O well, i guess southlake is soooo cool. i mean nobody else cheats by combining two huge towns to make one giant shit stain on the map of texas. I think grapevine, colleyville, trinity, and L.D Bell should all combine and then we will see who has the best football team and the largest amount of drug problems. ok well im done bashing southlake, i dont think there is anything else to make fun of except for the fact that southlake guys dress like transvestites and dye their hair the same color as barbies when they are playing the most manly sport in the world. gaaahhhh ok im done