southness

in which direction a crackhead postman comes from

A term generally used to discribe parts of Florida, most notabley coastal urban centers and Orlando. A large percentage of these areas' residents originate from northern regions, such New York, New England, and parts of southern Canada. As a result, they are almost entirely devoid of things typically associated with the deep south (southern accents, Confederate pride, etc.). Called "South of the South" for it's location south of the Deep South (or Dirty South). Note that in means being physically south of the region called the south, NOT the southern part of the region called the south.

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noun, A Place Where: 1)Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter, 2)Summer starts in April 3 )Macaroni and cheese is a vegtable 4) Porches are wide and words are long 5)Pecan Pie is a staple 6) Y'all is the only proper noun 7)Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy 8)Everything is Darlin' 9)Someones heart is always being blessed.

Any area in the US where the word "Y'all" is used by anyone.

1. The best dam place
2. Three words to describe it are: ice tea, GOD, and the best FOOTBALL the world has ever known!
3. Surprisingly not everyone is a racist, sexist redneck.
4.Best god dam food

5. The south has two religions God and the SEC

Contrary to the opinion of many northerners, the south is not a place filled with rednecks drinking whiskey, playing banjos, sleeping with our cousins, and beating on black people. In fact, we are actually pretty tolerant, as a whole, of other races and religions (i would like to point out that the biggest riots when they integrated schools were in boston.) We also have a very unique culture including music and literature. A lot of great writers and musicians were from the south, such as B.B. King, William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, and Anne Rice. We also contribute to movies as well, since many great actors such as Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones hail from here. So biased northerners should get a clue, or maybe read Gone with the Wind, the most beloved work by an American author. It's by a dirty racist southerner, I hear.