South Orange

Contrary to popular belief, South Orange, NJ is not the hood. Neighboring towns may be but South Orange is a quaint town with gaslights lining the streets. The whites and blacks live together in harmony and hold hands singing in the hallways of Columbia High School. Birthplace of Kevin Spacey, Lauryn Hill, and Nicole Jacobson, this is a town to remember.

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.

A place God designed himself to replicate heaven. It has everything lookin pimped, the best weather in the country, the highest population of hot chicks who are chill as fuck, and most of us are rich. One day I met this chick in my home town Laguna Niguel at the gym. She was basically a maximized version of all the other chicks in the OC- she was super fuckin hot, rich, smart, chill, smoked weed and loved house music like me. One day we cruise to the Irvine Spectrum in her BMW to chill, and on our way there we listened to Deadmau5 and tranced the FUCK out both high as fuckk on med. grade chronic. After we park I say "so girl where you wanna go?" she all the sudden unzips my pants and gives me head... it was at that moment I knew I had it all. We did this same thing almost everyday before she went to Berkeley and I went to USC. We still keep in touch and say all the time how we are moving right back to south OC after college. NOWHERE can compare to South OC.

1.The best place on earth to live.
2.The RICH part of Orange County, CALIFORNIA
3. Home to the most beautiful people, beaches & weather =)
4. MTV flims "Laguna Beach" here in South Orange County
5. You see a Bentley 5 times a day

South Orange Kids are also called “socs.” These “socs” are mostly native to the Newstead area, which houses the rich whiny and spoiled children of the South Orange Maplewood region. They have the mentality of 50-year-old men (they argue over golf) and the looks of cave men. They seem to think they are better than everyone else and constantly unnecessarily verbally assault multiple victims. Bitches

South orange or soms kids claim they are better than mms kids but really, all soms students are dramatic, fake, overreactive, and have no chill. They will always be feuding with mms kids about who is better but at the end of the day, it’s obvious mms is better. Some kids are basic and bitches and think they are the shit when they really just want attention and are each other’s only friends. They think they have flames but could never win a roast battle. They are so cringy except a few 2017-2018 6th graders. They are white trash with fake yeezys.

A school located in South Orange NJ, full of kids, who wear Air Force 1s and carry around their hydro flasks, the banos smell like pig pen just took a shit, but a cute orange greets you at the front of the school.