Southwesterners
A primitive species that loves mud and chewing tobacco. Southwesterners are highly territorial and own territory that is very large and arable. They produce a large amount of cotton which is used by them to make shitty t-shirts.They commonly wear boots, t-shirts, shorts, and maybe a hat. The southwesterners indulge in their ways even though they should frown upon it.
Southwesterners are shit bags.
The Southwestern Mohawk
The act of ejaculating in to your partners hair. One must then form their partners hair in to a Mohawk of ones liking by using their jizz as lubricant or "gel".
After sex Lisa asked Paul to give her The Southwestern Mohawk by jizzing in her hair.
Southwestern University
A swell place to go to school.
Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"
Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."
Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."
Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."
Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."
Southwestern University
Extremely small, gorgeous university in the suburbs of Austin, Texas. Popular location for the studies of spoiled, well-maintained, rich kids. With approximately 3 girls for each guy enrolled, Southwestern University is an excellent school for less-then attractive rich boys to flash their cash and get laid, while forcing the very attractive females to adjust their standards. With such a small student body, and huge girl-guy ratio, the dating pool is inevitably inter-crossed between friends, ex’s and drunken hookups from the previous Wednesday of skanky fraternity partying. An excellent choice for the “daddy’s girl” and the “tool” guy who needs a fraternity to fit into. All-in-all, students are very happy with their lives while at Southwestern.
Father: “Honey, time to choose where you want to go to college”
Daughter: “I already know I want to go to Southwestern University!”
Father: “GREAT, a small school, very sheltered, you’ll like it.”
Daughter: “Yes, but can I have a new BMW 5-series, Prada purse, and your credit card… just so I can fit in?”
Father: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
Daughter: “I already know I want to go to Southwestern University!”
Father: “GREAT, a small school, very sheltered, you’ll like it.”
Daughter: “Yes, but can I have a new BMW 5-series, Prada purse, and your credit card… just so I can fit in?”
Father: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
southwestern spittoon
When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz
Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.
Southwestern Sizzler
When you lay in the hot sun leaving your bare butt exposed. When its as hot as it can be, you sit down and taking a steaming dump on your partner.
After I gave my girlfriend a southwestern sizzler, she dumped me and gave me a restraining order.
Playboys of the Southwestern World
Named after Two famous Characters of New York. Cowboy Phil and Cowboy Dylan soon to be on MTV for their hit show Playboys of the Southwestern World. In The Show they encounter Crisco Fisting, the loss of Crisco and extreme Snorkeling. Also they take a trip down to Mt Kisco to get some brown eyed girls and crisco them up. Soon to be opening their own grocery store
Screw the Situation and the Jersey shore, I am going to Watch Playboys of The Southwestern World with my little Sister.