soviet russia

In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!

soviet russia

A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

soviet russia

While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!

In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.

soviet russia

A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.

In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

soviet russia

An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.

soviet russia

A place where everything is the opposite of how it is in the USA

In America, you piss in toilet

In soviet russia, toilet piss in you!

soviet russia

A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.

"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"

俚语	soviet russia
释义	soviet russia In Soviet Russia, definition adds you! soviet russia A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car... In Soviet Russia, car drives you! soviet russia While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive. I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"! In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here. soviet russia A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back. In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you! In Soviet Russia, cold catches you! soviet russia An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke... In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU. soviet russia A place where everything is the opposite of how it is in the USA In America, you piss in toilet In soviet russia, toilet piss in you! soviet russia A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe. The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either. "You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"
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