soylent greenfurter
A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.
Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."
Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."
Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."