Soy Rat
When you take the girl home and you remove the panties but there's a distinctly fishy smell. So you do what only a person can do, slather some soy sauce on and lick the rat.
Ben: "I took that girl home last night, but she smelt like Camden Fish Market"
John: "Did you soy rat her?"
Ben: "Yes, I used Kikkomans"
John: "Did you soy rat her?"
Ben: "Yes, I used Kikkomans"