Spab
To stab somebody using a spoon. Usually for humiliation or comical purposes.
I spabbed that bitch, she never seen it coming.
Spab
Someone obsessed with the FaceBook game PathWords.
"Wow, what a spab! That's her eighth game this day!"
Spab
The space between ass and balls.
Your mother likes to like my spab.
Spab
Stands for Stupid Pink Annoying Bitch. They can be recognized by any of the following features:
~Is prevailent in Ireland/England.
~Favors orange faces, fluorescent ribbons tying up their peroxide blonde/black hair in a messy side ponytail.
~Has bad roots.
~Is surgically attatched to their Ugg boots.
~Puts concealer on their lips.
~On their Bebo/Myspace pictures, they will pose with their eyes raised to the sky and lips in an exagerated pout.
So unoriginal you can feel yourself getting blander by the second the longer you are in the vicinity of one.
~Is prevailent in Ireland/England.
~Favors orange faces, fluorescent ribbons tying up their peroxide blonde/black hair in a messy side ponytail.
~Has bad roots.
~Is surgically attatched to their Ugg boots.
~Puts concealer on their lips.
~On their Bebo/Myspace pictures, they will pose with their eyes raised to the sky and lips in an exagerated pout.
So unoriginal you can feel yourself getting blander by the second the longer you are in the vicinity of one.
Spab: *~*~*LyKe iM sO tOtAlLy HaWt~*~*~
Normal person: *stabs*
Normal person: *stabs*
Spabbing
Spabbing (or space-bar'ing), is the repeated bashing of the spacebar, creating a noisy disturbance within the vicinity.
Hannah: "Ugh, what's that fucking noise?"
Dan: "That's Chris, spabbing away on the keyboard again"
Dan: "That's Chris, spabbing away on the keyboard again"
spab
A mythical being which functions as a scapegoat for message board sociopaths. Having chased the real spab off the internet, sociopaths and their friends continue to find 'spab' useful as an all powerful ghost-like entity on which to blame their various internet foibles in order to excuse each other's poor characters and bad behaviors and maintain their allegiences for future troll gang attacks and wars.
I never told your deep secrets to others and got you continually attacked. It must have been Spab.
That Spab made me use Chelsea Charms' boobs as my avatar and claim to be her on a message board and also plagarize other boards and post debate information as if it were my own.
Spab destroys all my friendships because she is all powerful and everywhere and the reason couldn't be me, even though I also have no friends in real life either and everyone has always hated me everywhere I go. Damn that Spab!
It wasn't us that killed Cyrus, it was them! It was the Warriors! Er.. I mean Spab!!!
That Spab made me use Chelsea Charms' boobs as my avatar and claim to be her on a message board and also plagarize other boards and post debate information as if it were my own.
Spab destroys all my friendships because she is all powerful and everywhere and the reason couldn't be me, even though I also have no friends in real life either and everyone has always hated me everywhere I go. Damn that Spab!
It wasn't us that killed Cyrus, it was them! It was the Warriors! Er.. I mean Spab!!!
spab
sunny, mid-70's; a perfect summer day.
We grilled out last saturday; it was spab!