Space Docker
A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.
Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.
space docker
Also someone with a limited grasp on reality
My brother is a space docker
space dockers glove
similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.
simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"