spacetimeshifting
A colloquialism used to describe the stealing of physical objects in a less overt manner. See also timeshifting.
Sam: Hey Graham, that's a pretty nice laptop you got there... how the hell did you afford that? Aren't you broke as hell?
Graham: Uh... don't worry about it... I'm just spacetimeshifting it a bit...
Graham: Uh... don't worry about it... I'm just spacetimeshifting it a bit...