Spacial Nut
When you NUT so hard, the semen doesn't appear until 5 minutes after. You will nut, but the semen will be trapped between time and space for 5 minutes, before reappearing in the position where you busted you nut.
Jesus: Oh shit, I accidentally Spacial Nutted again. I'd better leave before my semen appears.
*5 minutes later*
José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!
*5 minutes later*
José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!