spadeface

A spadeface refers to a person with severe facial disfigurement, usually describing one with a face sculpted like a spade. Often a spadeface also has an extremely evident receding hairline.

A person whose facial appearance seems to have been sculpted by a shovel.
An insult to the ugly or the facially deformed.
A steriotypical miner or used to describe somebody who has a dirty face, like coal.

Getting so drunk its like you got hit in the face with a spade

Daisey!