spaf
To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
spaf
An exciting programme of development for leaders of services working in local authority archives.
Fuck me your motherfucker, I bloody motherfucking loved that fuckass SPAF workshop bitch.
spaffed
when someone cums somewhere
I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head
Spaffed
A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
spaffed
Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
Spaf
The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
Spaffed
1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”
2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.
Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.
Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”