Spafflete
One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.
"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"
"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."