Spagetti
Mario's favorite food.
Mario: Imma eat some spagetti
Urmom:dafaq
Urmom:dafaq
Spagetti
Straight till wet.
Jill: I think that chick is smoking hot. Is she gay?
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti
Spagetti
A thin long noodle. Usually thrown against the wall to test tenderness.
On top of spagetti, all covered in cheese.
Spagetti Girl
A girl who is straight... until wet
Guy1: Is she going out with steve?
Guy2: No she dumped him for Amy.
Guy1: I thought she was straight.
Guy2: No, shes a spagetti girl
Guy2: No she dumped him for Amy.
Guy1: I thought she was straight.
Guy2: No, shes a spagetti girl
Spagetti Jousting
Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.
My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.
spagetti bender
An Italian/Italian American homosexual.
Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.
Spagettie dick
When your dick gets stuck in a garbage disposal.
My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick