spaghegti
pooping in a stupid girl's pocket.
a girl comes over to you and your friend's house to visit your one roommate and ends up licking on your other roommate's neck so when she goes to bed with your roommate, you and your other roommates poop in her pocket and write spaghegti on a notecard and put it in the pocket and hang it out the window to let freeze for her to find it in the morning.