spaghetti cormorant
The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.
"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."
Spaghetti Cormorant
One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network
"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."
Spaghetti Cormorant
(noun) Straight girls who have sex with other girls. From spaghetti: "girls who are straight until wet", and cormorant: British slag for shagging.
"There was some serious spaghetti cormorant action happening at the club last night"