Berarded
Bearded Retard
check out the goatee on that retard... berarded
Berard
Berard is French (Bérard) personal name with German origins. It has similar surnames, including Berardo, Bernard, Gerard, Herard, Berry, Lenard, Berwald, Bedard.
"The teacher kept messing up my last name -Berard- by saying Beard and Bernard! Like, how do you even mess up that badly?"