Spak pad
An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.
Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.
Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.
Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.