Spam Wemg

The greatest being to ever walk this earth. Hot, masculine, jacked, 7-foot-tall behemoth. All men, women and children find Spam Wemg irresistibly attractive. Spam plays no favourites, however; the 3rd option appeals the most to him. Despite his immense beauty and intelligence, he was recently consumed by an ugly man called Alan Kerrrrrrr. I HATE THAT GUY. HOW DARE HE TAKE MY PRECIOUS SPAM WEMG FROM ME AND ALL LITTLE BOYS!?