Spam Whale
A big fat Canadian who sits on his couch all day under a pile of empty Tim Horton's boxes. He hates Jews and Americans but isn't really sure why. His spelling is atrocious but gets better with each beer he consumes. He has no elbow.
Look at that big, dumb, fat idiot. He must be a Spam Whale. LMAO
Did you hear the one about the Spam Whale and his computor? :D
Did you hear the one about the Spam Whale and his computor? :D