Spaniard Balls of Fire
crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.
Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.