spaniel
a breed of dog which comes in many types and colours. most of them make good gun dogs. they have droopy ears and are often medium or small in size.
my spaniel has the cutest ears.
spaniel
Known for its kind-hearted nature, the spaniel is a small breed of dog.
Person 1: What a pretty dog!
Person 2: Oh, no, there are lots of them. They're called spaniels.
Person 2: Oh, no, there are lots of them. They're called spaniels.
spaniel
A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
spaniel
A synonym for the vagina, esp. when used in reference to doggystyle.
Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:
And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?
The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to "pussy".
Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:
And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?
The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to "pussy".
Ex 1: Hey, I'm just tryna go to the club to get down and maybe get some spaniel tonight.
Ex 2:
Person A: Hey, I saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
Person B: Naw, I just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.
Ex 2:
Person A: Hey, I saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
Person B: Naw, I just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.
spaniel
Noun. Daniel Spianli. Mix of the first and last name of Daniel Spinali. A completely different race of human, only one exists. See: "Spanielish"
Spaniel is quite spanielish, he won't stop begging me for food.
spaniel
Another word for penis. Sounds like "spandex" which "stretches." Sounds like "Spaniard" which is a "foreigner" entering the "country. Likes to wear sweaters and has chew toys.
Your spaniel is attacking my pussy. Is your spaniel begging for my attention?
Spaniel
A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"