spankdump
The act of masturbating while taking a dump.
Guy 1. Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.