Spanking the ham
furious masturbation
"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.
Spanking the ham
Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad
Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now
Gutter-Spank Ham
A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.
Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.