Spankter
A small, gnomish man who tightens a belt around the base of his penis and scrotum, then proceeds to slap his testicles with a leather strap.
The balls on that spankter were about to burst!
spankter valve
The asshole on a woman. The valve that opens and closes when a woman takes a dump.
Last night I greased up Lynch's mammy and fucked her right up her "spankter valve"