spank that monkey
to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.
kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey
uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
spanking the monkey
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
spank the monkey
When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
spanking the monkey
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
spanking the monkey
masturbating
"I wanna spank the monkey"
Spank The Monkey
When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
Spank the Monkey
masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.