Spanktimonious
spank·ti·mo·nious \\ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"
Spanktimonious
A guy that feels he has a moral imperative to spank his dick because it’s large.
Bob is so spanktimonious, he is always talking about wanking his superior dick.