Spank-Wank
A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
Spank-Wank
The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.
Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
spank and wank
While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.
"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."
Wank-Spank
When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
Spank-Wanked
When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.
Eric: Nice one bro.
Eric: Nice one bro.