spanner
Someone who's a tool
You're such a bloody spanner
spanner
1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
spanner
(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.
"You're such a spanner!"
spanner
A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.
I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!
spanner
A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -
I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight
spanner
1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.
2. A bad poker hand.
2. A bad poker hand.
He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!
What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.
What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.
spanner
a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"
~also goes by "mikey"
~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"