sparklefuck
-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking
n. an exclamation of frustration
n. an exclamation of frustration
VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.
ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!
ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!
sparklefuck
the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.
i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.
i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
sparklefuck
the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.
i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.
i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.