spatoon
a girl everyone has hade there turn sleeping with and ejaculating into
hey spatoon, who was it this time.
that girl is a real spatoon.
that girl is a real spatoon.
Soggy Spatoon
The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
Salty-Spatoon
when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.
Ryan: dude same here!
Ryan: dude same here!
West Virginia Pink Spatoon
After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.
Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.