spatulate
To remove by means of scraping.
"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"
spatulate
Noun:
To slap somone with a spatula
To slap somone with a spatula
Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!
spatulate
v. to bludgeon some with a spatula
If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.
Spatule
A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!
"Hey John, is that a purse?"
"No, it's just my spatule!"
"What the hell man?"
"No, it's just my spatule!"
"What the hell man?"
Spatulized
To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.
The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
Oliver: "You're ugly."
Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"
or
Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"
or
Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
Spatulation
To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.
I can spatualt 5 times an hour.
Spatulate
The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.