Speaklexia
Dyslexia while speaking. Or mixing up your words and vowels when you speak.
Mark: Hey whats up Mary?
Mary: Nothing really, just booking a read.
Mark: I think you mean reading a book.
Mary: Dammit! I hate having speaklexia!
John: A Dyxeslic man walks into a bar.
Mary: Nothing really, just booking a read.
Mark: I think you mean reading a book.
Mary: Dammit! I hate having speaklexia!
John: A Dyxeslic man walks into a bar.