Spears of Doom
When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.
Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.