Speaxt

A cross between "speak" and "text". Used as a verb, "speaxt" refers to one's ability to speak clearly and correctly in text format. For example: "Do u think they're shot wayer yet?" was sent as a text message. The sender meant to ask, "Do you think there's hot water yet?" The mistake was not a result of autocorrect. The sender clearly has poor speaxting skills. In this case, the sender was so cold (hence anticipating a hot shower), they couldn't even speaxt!