Special John
(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
Elton John Specials
This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
dear john special
when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.
i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.