Specjaculate
An explosion of speculation over something very small.
That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.
specjaculation
A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.
Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.
specjaculate
verb
To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.
To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.
Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.