Speckled Cock
A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.
Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!