Spedofile
Sexual predator of the mentally retarded; nothing to do with being underage... they're victims are just really stupid.
Someone: hey did you hear joey is going out with avril lavigne?
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
spedofile
A middle aged man who offers to help small children in and out of a public pool while wearing a spedo.
"wow little girl let me help you before you slip in the pool"
"NO daughter that man is a spedofile"
"NO daughter that man is a spedofile"