Spedulance
An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.
Spedulance
The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.
Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.
Spedulent
When something is awesome or shocking, but in a very retarded or sped-like way. Person or things involved in it may or may not personally be of an entirely retarded nature.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Sam fingerpaint a penis on the wall using his own shit?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! It was spedulent!
Guy 2: Yeah dude! It was spedulent!
de-spedulized
No longer being challenged physically or mentally; the process of removing retardation from oneself; not being a "sped" anymore.
OMG I am actually de-spedulized now!" "No, your still special.