Spedwipe
A person who takes a shit on the toilet and misses.
Noah: Oh my god, did you hear what Nick did?
Brandon: Yeah, that spedwipe fucking shat all over the ring.
Noah: I know, right? How do you even fucking miss? YOU’RE SITTING DOWN!
Brandon: Yeah, that spedwipe fucking shat all over the ring.
Noah: I know, right? How do you even fucking miss? YOU’RE SITTING DOWN!