speecy spicy sausage
Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!
speecies
A sub-group of living creatures dat urinates a lot.
Dudes who love their beer are a speecies all of their own.