Speed Goat
Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
Speed Goat
A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.
Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.
Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.
"Dude, My nacho is gone!"
"Must have been a Speed Goat."
"Must have been a Speed Goat."
Speed Goat
Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).
Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.