Speed Shit
Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.
Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!
Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!
Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.
Speed Shit
When u take a shit in less than a minute
Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit
speed shitting
when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
Warp Speed Shit
The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.
Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?
Riker: I had a warp speed shit.
Picard: Oh what factor?
Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
Riker: I had a warp speed shit.
Picard: Oh what factor?
Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
Speed-o-Shit
The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.
Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!
Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.